I just polished my shoes for the first time ever… I’m, like, grown up or something.
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by Keith Constable
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An insect that makes a chirping sound by rubbing its wing casings against combs on its hind legs.
Status update on May 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
HP Actually pays people to go to stores to make sure their displays are installed properly.
Status update on May 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm
After reading Real Life by Greg Dean for 10 years, I’m calling it quits. That noise is boring now.
Status update on April 7, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Every time I use a touchless paper towel dispenser, I feel like a Jedi.
Status update on April 5, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Just once, I would like to attend a class where the assignments become shorter later in the semester.
Status update on April 1, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Ah, it’s a beautiful day. Good day to have the windows open… while playing WoW.
Hidden Installer Bundles
It bothers me when software vendors that write for OS X distribute their standard OS X installer package wrapped in a bundle that launches their own custom installer before opening the installer package. What is that little middleman executable really doing?
Hummina, hummina, hummina!
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