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I was highly amused by this IM waiting for me after I arrived home from work:

Jeffrey: ive done some fact-checking
Keith <AUTO-REPLY>: It appears that I have not touched my computer in some time. Blame the British Nazis communists terrorists!
Jeffrey: and there are very few british nazi communist terrorists
Jeffrey: now that i see your away message in the chat window i see that many of those words are marked out, rendering my joke flat
Jeffrey: but when i moused-over you i didnt see the strike marks
Jeffrey: carry on

This cartridge once dispensed corn, apparently.

(Having been written on April first, this is, of course, a joke. I was hoping for something more than one weird pingback. No one loves me… Well, okay, Mr. Biech loves me.)

I have just released Cricket Moods version seven point oh! I think you’ll enjoy the changes I’ve made in this version:

• The main portion of the plugin is now developed in Visual Basic .NET.
• Smilies are now required to be flash animations, allowing for a greater degree of flexibility and “wow! factor.”
• Interfaces with a database of moods contributed by thousands of users across the globe.
• Smilies can now be uploaded directly from your browser (requires Internet Explorer 7 and installation of ad-supported browser toolbar; Firefox, Safari, Opera support soon!).

In order to maintain a higher quality product, Cricket Moods is now a closed-source commercially supported plugin. A license key is now required in order to use the plugin. Personal licenses can be purchased for as low as five US Dollars. Thanks for your support!

This vehicle parked next to us at a Sheetz gas station. The engine was left running, the rap music was left playing loudly, the body was rather dented and worn, the license plate was a thirty-day tag, and the word “ELITE” was drawn on the driver’s window. Elite, indeed.