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Who’s Parking?

Keith Constable — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:58:33 +0000

British Nazi Communist Terrorists

Keith Constable — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:06:21 +0000

I was highly amused by this IM waiting for me after I arrived home from work:

Jeffrey: ive done some fact-checking
Keith : It appears that I have not touched my computer in some time. Blame the British Nazis communists terrorists!
Jeffrey: and there are very few british nazi communist terrorists
Jeffrey: now that i see your away message in the chat window i see that many of those words are marked out, rendering my joke flat
Jeffrey: but when i moused-over you i didnt see the strike marks
Jeffrey: carry on

POTD: Corn!

Keith Constable — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 21:27:40 +0000

This cartridge once dispensed corn, apparently.

Cricket Moods 7.0 (Just Kidding)

Keith Constable — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:20:59 +0000

(Having been written on April first, this is, of course, a joke. I was hoping for something more than one weird pingback. No one loves me… Well, okay, Mr. Biech loves me.)

I have just released Cricket Moods version seven point oh! I think you’ll enjoy the changes I’ve made in this version:

The main portion of the plugin is now developed in Visual Basic .NET.
Smilies are now required to be flash animations, allowing for a greater degree of flexibility and “wow! factor.”
Interfaces with a database of moods contributed by thousands of users across the globe.
Smilies can now be uploaded directly from your browser (requires Internet Explorer 7 and installation of ad-supported browser toolbar; Firefox, Safari, Opera support soon!).

In order to maintain a higher quality product, Cricket Moods is now a closed-source commercially supported plugin. A license key is now required in order to use the plugin. Personal licenses can be purchased for as low as five US Dollars. Thanks for your support!

POTD: Totally Elite

Keith Constable — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:02:33 +0000

This vehicle parked next to us at a Sheetz gas station. The engine was left running, the rap music was left playing loudly, the body was rather dented and worn, the license plate was a thirty-day tag, and the word “ELITE” was drawn on the driver’s window. Elite, indeed.