Whenever someone starts a sentence with “This is clearly…” the rest of the thought is “clearly” only clear to the speaker.
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by Keith Constable
Noun
An insect that makes a chirping sound by rubbing its wing casings against combs on its hind legs.
Power Saving?
According to the corporate offices that oversee the retail copy center I work at, it is cheaper for us to leave our copiers in power save mode all night than it is to shut them off when we close the store.
Go figure.
Driving Wisdom
The Cricket Wise Tidbit of the Day:
If you are in a hurry to get somewhere, remember that
driving fast and reckless is the surest way to never make it there.
Hummina, hummina, hummina!
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