by Keith Constable
Noun
An insect that makes a chirping sound by rubbing its wing casings against combs on its hind legs.
This vehicle parked next to us at a Sheetz gas station. The engine was left running, the rap music was left playing loudly, the body was rather dented and worn, the license plate was a thirty-day tag, and the word “ELITE” was drawn on the driver’s window. Elite, indeed.
Hummina, hummina, hummina!
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