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I just realized I can’t remember the last time I ate Taco Bell.

I’m watching Dollhouse, and I actually rather like it so far.

Slaughtering zombies with a katana-chainsaw-gun from atop a t-rex. That’s how I want to go.

For some reason, double-stuffed Oreos dissolve faster in milk than the regular Oreos. This disappoints me.

Occasionally, I’ll send a text msg to my e-mail reminding myself to look something up. What does “tRavelodge instrumental immigrant” mean?

The French word for paper clip is trombone.

I don’t know how much longer I can take this job.

I just polished my shoes for the first time ever… I’m, like, grown up or something.

HP Actually pays people to go to stores to make sure their displays are installed properly.

After reading Real Life by Greg Dean for 10 years, I’m calling it quits. That noise is boring now.