Noun

An insect that makes a chirping sound by rubbing its wing casings against combs on its hind legs.

Status update on July 2, 2010 at 9:20 pm

I just realized I can’t remember the last time I ate Taco Bell.

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Status update on June 26, 2010 at 3:08 am

I’m watching Dollhouse, and I actually rather like it so far.

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Status update on June 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Slaughtering zombies with a katana-chainsaw-gun from atop a t-rex. That’s how I want to go.

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Status update on June 3, 2010 at 11:10 pm

For some reason, double-stuffed Oreos dissolve faster in milk than the regular Oreos. This disappoints me.

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Status update on June 2, 2010 at 11:24 pm

Occasionally, I’ll send a text msg to my e-mail reminding myself to look something up. What does “tRavelodge instrumental immigrant” mean?

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Status update on May 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm

The French word for paper clip is trombone.

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Status update on May 25, 2010 at 4:18 pm

I don’t know how much longer I can take this job.

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Status update on May 11, 2010 at 9:17 pm

I just polished my shoes for the first time ever… I’m, like, grown up or something.

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Status update on May 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm

HP Actually pays people to go to stores to make sure their displays are installed properly.

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Status update on May 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm

After reading Real Life by Greg Dean for 10 years, I’m calling it quits. That noise is boring now.

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Hummina, hummina, hummina!